Happy Monday, my lovely, loyal readers, I’m hoping you had a great weekend and didn’t get into trouble. What did I do this weekend? It was actually pretty standard. I caught up on some sleep, hung out with some pals, got some work done, did a little mutual masturbation.
What?
That’s not how you spend your weekends?
Well, you might want to start.
According to Wikipedia, mutual masturbation is “a sexual act where two or more people stimulate themselves or one another sexually, usually with the hands.”
According to Lux, mutual masturbation is a way of life.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
If you’re new to this concept, mutual masturbation is a great way to spice things up between the two of you.
Try not touching each other and only stimulate yourselves. Since you know your body so well, your hands will work exactly how you want them to, so you’ll always feel good.
You’ll stay safe, while being intimate at the same time. It’s sexy to watch someone pleasure themselves and even sexier for you to pleasure yourself with someone else watching.
Make a lot of eye contact during the act and there’s a good chance that you will both orgasm around the same time.
Want to take it to the next level? Try lying next to each other and linking arms.
Girls – add a vibrator or dildo into your routine.
Boys – find out if your girl will let you finish somewhere other than on your stomach. I tend to ask for it on my chest or back.
The other type of mutual masturbation might be better suited for someone that you aren’t in a serious relationship with.
This occurs when you both use your hands to pleasure each other. If you’ve been keeping up with my columns, you’re already all experts in the hand job department.
As for heavy petting, girls – tell your partner exactly how you like it, just as you would while receiving oral sex.
Want to make sure they really understand? Show them!
Use your hand or finger(s) and let them follow along.
Be careful, however, because PDS is a serious risk.
Pleasure Distraction Syndrome, or PDS, is something I made up completely to describe the situation in which both individuals are being stimulated and it feels so good, they forget what they are doing to the other person and stop.
Symptoms include failure to continue sexual act, confusion, and, if left untreated, will result in orgasm.
I almost always succumb to PDS while 69ing.
Just try to stay focused on the other person and what you’re doing, but if it happens, look on the bright side - your partner is very good at pleasuring you.
Regardless of how you do it, you should both be aroused, pleased and totally safe.
Mutual masturbation is a great way to make sure that you get what you want, your partner gets what he or she wants, and no one ends up pregnant.
So next weekend, in between watching movies with your roommates and partying with your friends, keep your hands busy with that lucky person in your life.
Now if you excuse me, the PDS is setting in.
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